tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-83827711576589530892011-07-08T06:11:50.812-07:00Afonsohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06765869813123690713noreply@blogger.comBlogger161100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8382771157658953089.post-70227359682708546512009-09-26T07:49:00.000-07:002009-09-26T07:51:56.279-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/Sr4qcq6gyhI/AAAAAAAAAHA/uPSaj0yw5IY/s1600-h/grandemulher.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 271px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/Sr4qcq6gyhI/AAAAAAAAAHA/uPSaj0yw5IY/s400/grandemulher.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5385788876426103314" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Sempre!!!!1!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8382771157658953089-7022735968270854651?l=hipertensaooo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Afonsohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06765869813123690713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8382771157658953089.post-6531611405684462402009-09-24T07:15:00.000-07:002009-09-24T07:17:43.163-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/Srt_aVCZ3rI/AAAAAAAAAGw/u9wrjJ5OzCw/s1600-h/lights.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/Srt_aVCZ3rI/AAAAAAAAAGw/u9wrjJ5OzCw/s400/lights.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5385037869752114866" border="0" /></a>Tá feliz agora!!??? ;D<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8382771157658953089-653161140568446240?l=hipertensaooo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Afonsohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06765869813123690713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8382771157658953089.post-43970964868634042112009-09-23T11:04:00.000-07:002009-09-23T11:08:44.485-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrpkBbvGSsI/AAAAAAAAAGo/0DAexo09beI/s1600-h/festa2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrpkBbvGSsI/AAAAAAAAAGo/0DAexo09beI/s400/festa2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384726280262798018" border="0" /></a>Ta todo mundo LOUCO!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8382771157658953089-4397096486863404211?l=hipertensaooo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Afonsohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06765869813123690713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8382771157658953089.post-23156293893695654572009-09-23T10:58:00.001-07:002009-09-23T11:04:26.407-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrpjAnBSgwI/AAAAAAAAAGY/SmJLrNrTJus/s1600-h/internet1+fu.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 356px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrpjAnBSgwI/AAAAAAAAAGY/SmJLrNrTJus/s400/internet1+fu.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384725166600389378" border="0" /></a>Oh naum a internt caiu, Fuuuuuuuuu-<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/Srpixg8zzRI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/7-PWnesM_Os/s1600-h/gato+fu.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 302px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/Srpixg8zzRI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/7-PWnesM_Os/s400/gato+fu.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384724907272949010" border="0" /></a>Nunca se decidem, Já disse que odeio gatos??<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrpieGnoUnI/AAAAAAAAAGI/tfrZPwWDc4U/s1600-h/fuu2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 355px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrpieGnoUnI/AAAAAAAAAGI/tfrZPwWDc4U/s400/fuu2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384724573787279986" border="0" /></a>Sempre penso que tem um degrau a mais.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrpiVIKfqiI/AAAAAAAAAGA/of8_6iWDz5w/s1600-h/fu51.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 351px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrpiVIKfqiI/AAAAAAAAAGA/of8_6iWDz5w/s400/fu51.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384724419583126050" border="0" /></a>Depois apanham e ainda querem ter razão ¬¬<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrpiLRyyLJI/AAAAAAAAAF4/GhrVscA-Nk8/s1600-h/fu1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 303px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrpiLRyyLJI/AAAAAAAAAF4/GhrVscA-Nk8/s400/fu1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384724250369338514" border="0" /></a>Logo no começo é sacanagem!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrpiBNiRJnI/AAAAAAAAAFw/k6IObnES5Xs/s1600-h/bosta+fu.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 272px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrpiBNiRJnI/AAAAAAAAAFw/k6IObnES5Xs/s400/bosta+fu.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384724077427631730" border="0" /></a>Acho que ão eram só gases...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8382771157658953089-2315629389369565457?l=hipertensaooo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Afonsohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06765869813123690713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8382771157658953089.post-10534593890190432742009-09-22T15:01:00.000-07:002009-09-22T15:18:35.068-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrlKaCVV5UI/AAAAAAAAAFo/l7BvJHNkieI/s1600-h/Sem+t%C3%ADtulo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrlKaCVV5UI/AAAAAAAAAFo/l7BvJHNkieI/s400/Sem+t%C3%ADtulo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384416640661579074" border="0" /></a>Clique na imagem para ver em tamanho real!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrlJm-p3_YI/AAAAAAAAAFg/FDwqFjUWzGI/s1600-h/51.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 298px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrlJm-p3_YI/AAAAAAAAAFg/FDwqFjUWzGI/s400/51.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384415763500629378" border="0" /></a>Abraço pro <a href="http://www.cogumelolouco.com/">Cogumelo Louco!</a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrlJgj0X-pI/AAAAAAAAAFY/kivqFsdX2B8/s1600-h/OgAAAGsqjaoaUI0fD7DW4VLbpHveJR2ouLf-l2pJxRiLBkJ8-Bwx01s-r6gzJ8Gd0bSp617gyJvCTz0cfRcnjv4-9c8Am1T1UIhvmQpYtaoxpF_py2A_tKsRL5p0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 281px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrlJgj0X-pI/AAAAAAAAAFY/kivqFsdX2B8/s400/OgAAAGsqjaoaUI0fD7DW4VLbpHveJR2ouLf-l2pJxRiLBkJ8-Bwx01s-r6gzJ8Gd0bSp617gyJvCTz0cfRcnjv4-9c8Am1T1UIhvmQpYtaoxpF_py2A_tKsRL5p0.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384415653217696402" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrlJaT0cHpI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/pUexabLPkAw/s1600-h/corin.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrlJaT0cHpI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/pUexabLPkAw/s400/corin.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384415545843785362" border="0" /></a><br />Queria mandar um salve pro Marcos aki de Brasília, e pra quem quiser ter seus posts aki no Hiper Tensão , é só mandar suas tensões para o seguinte endereço: hipertensaooo@hotmail.com, e é só alegria GALERA!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8382771157658953089-1053459389019043274?l=hipertensaooo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Afonsohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06765869813123690713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8382771157658953089.post-16498665373623231452009-09-22T13:02:00.000-07:002009-09-22T13:04:14.555-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/Srktoa5wJoI/AAAAAAAAAFI/EzF5EdRHzrg/s1600-h/mcfail.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/Srktoa5wJoI/AAAAAAAAAFI/EzF5EdRHzrg/s400/mcfail.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384385001937708674" border="0" /></a>Algumas vezes você falha, outras vezes a falha esta em seu nome!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8382771157658953089-1649866537362323145?l=hipertensaooo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Afonsohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06765869813123690713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8382771157658953089.post-46246859911073581082009-09-22T12:58:00.000-07:002009-09-22T13:02:48.605-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrktR-TsRXI/AAAAAAAAAFA/e6cH82JZnFo/s1600-h/shoryuken.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 329px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrktR-TsRXI/AAAAAAAAAFA/e6cH82JZnFo/s400/shoryuken.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384384616304756082" border="0" /></a><br />Sempre soube do segredo dele ...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8382771157658953089-4624685991107358108?l=hipertensaooo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Afonsohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06765869813123690713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8382771157658953089.post-66411715839597076022009-09-19T10:38:00.001-07:002009-09-19T10:44:57.733-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrUYQuw_I7I/AAAAAAAAAE4/Wk6uDV2eKQk/s1600-h/poster44063860.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrUYQuw_I7I/AAAAAAAAAE4/Wk6uDV2eKQk/s400/poster44063860.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383235605301765042" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Sempre!</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrUX0Vx0bQI/AAAAAAAAAEo/O8aQb3pSNS4/s1600-h/Sem+t%C3%ADtulo2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 321px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrUX0Vx0bQI/AAAAAAAAAEo/O8aQb3pSNS4/s400/Sem+t%C3%ADtulo2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383235117558033666" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Instruções nunca são demais.</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrUXtr014hI/AAAAAAAAAEg/HqHLMJZWI7A/s1600-h/placas-desmotivacionais-chopp.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 327px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrUXtr014hI/AAAAAAAAAEg/HqHLMJZWI7A/s400/placas-desmotivacionais-chopp.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383235003217207826" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Mas é claro!</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrUXiF6nPrI/AAAAAAAAAEY/cqccrh9MzFc/s1600-h/placas_desmotivacionais_mario2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 280px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrUXiF6nPrI/AAAAAAAAAEY/cqccrh9MzFc/s400/placas_desmotivacionais_mario2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383234804062305970" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Por isso é bom conhecer, se não estará literalmente fudido!</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrUXbLuwiZI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/ajSabyRB874/s1600-h/placas_desmotivacionais_aviao.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 328px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrUXbLuwiZI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/ajSabyRB874/s400/placas_desmotivacionais_aviao.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383234685364111762" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Trágicoo!</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrUXQi9PKmI/AAAAAAAAAEI/tj4c5bdyJrc/s1600-h/placa_desmotivacionas_zumbis.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrUXQi9PKmI/AAAAAAAAAEI/tj4c5bdyJrc/s400/placa_desmotivacionas_zumbis.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383234502620293730" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Não seja ruim ,confie neles!</span><br /><br /> Ai está o primeiro pacote de placas (des)motivacionais, como prometido!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8382771157658953089-6641171583959707602?l=hipertensaooo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Afonsohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06765869813123690713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8382771157658953089.post-23375418447087122592009-09-18T19:32:00.000-07:002009-09-18T19:33:16.064-07:00<p>1. Ficar tentando adivinhar o final do filme.</p> <p>2. Chegar depois que o filme começou e perguntar para o cara do lado o que aconteceu.</p> <p>3. Colocar “Wilson Vai” a toda altura no celular.</p> <p>4. Fazer sombra de animaizinhos no projetor de imagem.</p> <p>5. Jogar aviõezinhos de papel da última fileira.</p> <p>6. Dar risada histericamente em partes que não tiveram graça alguma.</p> <p>7. Sempre que uma atriz aparecer gritar “GOSTOSA!”.</p> <p>8. Gritar para o personagem o que ele deve fazer: “Não entre ali.. NÃO!!!”</p> <p>9. Gritar o que acontece no fim do filme.</p> <p>10. Ficar tirando foto e falar “Essa vai pro Orkut/Twitter”.</p> <p>11. Assistir o filme pela segunda e vez e ir narrando o que vai acontecer.</p> <p>12. Ficar comendo a pipoca no estilo jogue para cima e pegue com a boca.</p> <p>13. Comprar um salgadinho e ficar mexendo no plástico durante toda a seção.</p> <p>14. Ir sem nada para comer e perguntar para alguém se pode dar pipoca.</p> <p>15. Ficar nervoso e gritar quando perceber que no filme acontece algo que não aconteceria na realidade: “Ah, claro… Ele conseguiu explodir um helicóptero no ar com um carro! Ahaaam…”</p> <p>16. Esperar todo mundo acabar rir de uma parte super engraçada e gritar que não entendeu.</p> <p>17. Esperar até uns 20 minutos do filme, levantar e dizer: “Pera aí, esse não é o Legalmente Loira 3?!”</p> <p>18. Ficar perguntando para a pessoa do lado se ela já assistiu Brasileirinhas.</p> <p>19. Atender o celular durante o filme e soltar: “Quê? Tô no cinema, não posso falar agora! Quê? Não tô ouvindo! Hein? Tenho que desligar, falo contigo depois. Quê?”.</p> <p>20. Comer uma panela de feijoada de feijão preto com amigos, ir para o cinema e se espalhar e soltar gases pela sala.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8382771157658953089-2337541844708712259?l=hipertensaooo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Afonsohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06765869813123690713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8382771157658953089.post-60236171434350438692009-09-18T13:16:00.000-07:002009-09-18T13:17:44.779-07:00Galera a partir de amanhã começamos a publicar para vcs as famosas placas desmotivacionais!<br />ALEGRIA Galerë!!!! Então até amanhã galera!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8382771157658953089-6023617143435043869?l=hipertensaooo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Afonsohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06765869813123690713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8382771157658953089.post-19441705620037949172009-09-18T13:15:00.000-07:002009-09-18T13:16:21.007-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrPqbAaDf-I/AAAAAAAAAEA/t1MmWY2VzPQ/s1600-h/rainbows.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrPqbAaDf-I/AAAAAAAAAEA/t1MmWY2VzPQ/s400/rainbows.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382903729324523490" border="0" /></a> Pensando bem, não são gays mesmo!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8382771157658953089-1944170562003794917?l=hipertensaooo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Afonsohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06765869813123690713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8382771157658953089.post-49315434438862412972009-09-17T17:54:00.000-07:002009-09-17T17:57:29.391-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 130%;">20 razões porque você ainda é solteiro:</span> <ol style="margin-top: 0cm;" start="1" type="1"><li class="MsoNormal" style="">Faz <span style="font-weight: bold;">corninhos</span> em fotos de casamento.</li><li class="MsoNormal" style="">Possui um calendário com <span style="font-weight: bold;">bebês vestidos de cowboys</span>.</li><li class="MsoNormal" style="">Mantém um <span style="font-weight: bold;">diário</span> de seus sonhos.</li><li class="MsoNormal" style="">É presidente de um <span style="font-weight: bold;">Fã Clube</span>.</li><li class="MsoNormal" style="">Conversa com <span style="font-weight: bold;">anjos</span>.</li><li class="MsoNormal" style="">Já disse a frase: “<span style="font-weight: bold;">Isso é tããão Sagitário!</span>”</li><li class="MsoNormal" style="">Usa <span style="font-weight: bold;">emoticons</span> na sua escrita à mão.</li><li class="MsoNormal" style="">Posou <span style="font-weight: bold;">sem camisa</span> no Orkut.</li><li class="MsoNormal" style="">Tem mais de zero <span style="font-weight: bold;">bichinhos de pelúcia</span> no quarto.</li><li class="MsoNormal" style="">Já escreveu <span style="font-weight: bold;">poesia</span> na mesa de um cyber café.</li><li class="MsoNormal" style="">Tem um livro de ‘<span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Sudoku</span>’ do lado da cama.<a onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/bp0.blogger.com/_qYf_PP6fc1E/RvHjPndPyKI/AAAAAAAAABY/cFYHwE42iyg/s1600-h/peeing-calvin.jpg');" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_qYf_PP6fc1E/RvHjPndPyKI/AAAAAAAAABY/cFYHwE42iyg/s1600-h/peeing-calvin.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_qYf_PP6fc1E/RvHjPndPyKI/AAAAAAAAABY/cFYHwE42iyg/s200/peeing-calvin.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5112116909471418530" border="0" /></a></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="">Se diz um <span style="font-weight: bold;">vegetariano</span>.</li><li class="MsoNormal" style="">Fez um site em homenagem a um animal de estimação <span style="font-weight: bold;">morto</span>, a tempos.</li><li class="MsoNormal" style="">Cria <span style="font-weight: bold;">Iguanas</span>.</li><li class="MsoNormal" style="">Tem um adesivo do ‘<span style="font-weight: bold;">Calvin Mijando</span>.’</li><li class="MsoNormal" style="">Acredita que a sua boca é ‘<span style="font-weight: bold;">Auto-limpante</span>’,</li><li class="MsoNormal" style="">Usa <span style="font-weight: bold;">roupas apertadas</span> de ginástica.</li><li class="MsoNormal" style="">É <span style="font-weight: bold;">gay</span> enquanto bêbado.</li><li class="MsoNormal" style="">Grita as respostas do ‘<span style="font-weight: bold;">Show do Milhão</span>’.</li><li class="MsoNormal" style="">Dorme em lençóis dos <span style="font-weight: bold;">Smurf’s</span>.</li></ol><br /><br /><br /> Pode dizer, Pelo menos uma dessas ae neh!?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8382771157658953089-4931543443886241297?l=hipertensaooo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Afonsohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06765869813123690713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8382771157658953089.post-4062445801105051592009-09-17T15:30:00.000-07:002009-09-17T15:37:52.800-07:00Salve, salve galera, sou o Felipe, um dos postadores da HT, estou aqui pra passar a vocês o Programa Postivo que é um programa muito hilário. Podem me chamar de mano afroregs! te vejo lá hein ;)<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WpzOokfy37A&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WpzOokfy37A&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><div><br /></div><div>Para ver mais acesse o canal do programa positivo! Clicando aqui: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/programapositivoo">http://www.youtube.com/user/programapositivoo</a></div><div><br /></div><div>Tem do 1º programa até o 5, e logo estaremos lançando o especial, no espaço otaku!</div><div><br /></div><div>Postado por: Afrorregs.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8382771157658953089-406244580110505159?l=hipertensaooo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Afonsohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06765869813123690713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8382771157658953089.post-66592217174927277562009-09-17T10:22:00.000-07:002009-09-17T12:55:27.874-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrKUJKGnMcI/AAAAAAAAAD4/iqzjz6SJaxY/s1600-h/festeiro23.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 322px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrKUJKGnMcI/AAAAAAAAAD4/iqzjz6SJaxY/s400/festeiro23.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382527389712986562" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Galerinha, estaremos apartir de hoje disponibilizando para vocês as super tirinha do gato festeiro! Essas tirinhas são disponibilizadas por <a onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/nedroid.com/');" href="http://nedroid.com/" target="_blank">Nedroid Picture Diary</a><a href="http://nedroid.com/">.</a><br /><br /> O INCANSÁVEL GATO FESTEIRO!<br /><br />Clique na imagem para ver em tamanho real(e com melhor qualidade!)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8382771157658953089-6659221717492727756?l=hipertensaooo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Afonsohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06765869813123690713noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8382771157658953089.post-84149364268891496922009-09-17T10:05:00.000-07:002009-09-17T10:15:20.678-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrJuGU5JXEI/AAAAAAAAADQ/qazzz5tP7CY/s1600-h/Imag034.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrJuGU5JXEI/AAAAAAAAADQ/qazzz5tP7CY/s400/Imag034.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382485559627832386" border="0" /></a><br />Hoje estava eu, em plena aula de química sem NADA pra fazer, foi ai que surgiu em minha frente um BALÃO! Tive a grande idéia de desenhar um rosto nele, bom esse foi o primeiro rosto que me veio a cabeça<br /><br /> Depois ele estourou e deixou o professor puto!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8382771157658953089-8414936426889149692?l=hipertensaooo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Afonsohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06765869813123690713noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8382771157658953089.post-12304683956842252082009-09-16T16:18:00.000-07:002009-09-17T14:33:06.003-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrF3BO-a-HI/AAAAAAAAADA/sHiWbI7cBGc/s1600-h/noel.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 373px; height: 448px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_biXBXIdvgGU/SrF3BO-a-HI/AAAAAAAAADA/sHiWbI7cBGc/s400/noel.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382213892767938674" border="0" /></a><br /><br />É gente, abrimos hoje o blog HIPER TENSÃO!! <span style="font-weight: bold;">Uhuuul.</span><br />Mesmo sendo um blog novo tentaremos divertir e até provocar algumas risadas nos leitores(ou não)<br />Pois é galeraaa aqui postaremos as melhores postagens de todos os blogs dessa imensa blogosfera!<br /><br />É isso, fiquem com nosso primeiro post!<br /><br /><br /><br /> Afinal, Papai Noel foi um bom velinho esse ano certo?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8382771157658953089-1230468395684225208?l=hipertensaooo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Afonsohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06765869813123690713noreply@blogger.com0